What's your kryptonite? eh heh heh.

Things that have been said to me today that sound relatively more funny out of context / are still funny if you know the story:

"Does that mean I should take the steroids?"

"Do I still smell the same to you?"

"There is no such thing as a normal mormon boy."

"Did you have to count all of these checks?"

"Man, you can really pull off a pioneer dress." (multiple sources... awkward.)

"Do you have extensions?"

"Did you "skip" seminary or did you actually skip seminary?"

"I tawt I taw a puddy tat!"

"I'm really proud of you." (unexpected source.)